Whoo, happy birthday to me!

Kinja'd!!! "No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit)
05/13/2016 at 12:00 • Filed to: None

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Got woke up in the middle of the night, couldn’t sleep, drove all the way to Walmart to pick up some Zzzquil and now I feel cloudy and light-headed. Yay.

My last few birthdays have been such complete shit I’m tempted to forget about the whole concept of celebrating birthdays altogether. Maybe pick another date to arbitrarily celebrate something instead or just fuck it and start buying things.

UPDATE: ...yeah, serious medical emergency, looks like my birthday is officially canceled :(


DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/13/2016 at 12:05

Kinja'd!!!1

Related: ZzzQuil is the best invention


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/13/2016 at 12:19

Kinja'd!!!1

My family believes in the concept of the birthday weekend so there’s more celebrating endnote as much riding on one day. Also, if your birthday is not exactly on a weekend, it is acceptable to choose a nearby weekend of your choice.

Also, sleeping in is a perfectly acceptable way to celebrate. Happy Birthday!


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/13/2016 at 12:25

Kinja'd!!!3

Kinja'd!!!

Happy Birthday! Have some cake!


Kinja'd!!! Conan > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/16/2016 at 23:51

Kinja'd!!!1

Damn. I’m sorry. Our birthday was way better for me!